Dear Teen Wolf fandom,
Teen Wolf fan fiction is clearly the Wondrous Land of Kinks. I’ve only read/browsed a few, and oh my god, the stuff I have seen. It’s great! It’s brilliant! Kink away!
But then this knotting thing. No. I did not know that dog’s penises somehow swell up upon orgasm. I was HAPPILY unaware of this, but no more is such innocence a part of my person. Nay, never again can I look at Max, Rocky and Tucker the same way again because they have magic peni or some shit.
Okay, okay, I can live with dogs having super boners, it all makes sense biologically and all that jazz, yay Darwinism!
But then transfer this knot thing to humans, and I’m at a loss. You got me, mate. What am I supposed to visualise? Seriously. When you write shit like “there was a knot at the base of his dick”, I JUST DON’T KNOW. I don’t want to google pictures of swollen dog penises! What am I to do?!
Because I see this:
Okay? I see that with a dick through it. And that is not sexy or hot in a bizarre way, that’s just a really fucking confusing mental image of “the swollen knot at the base of his dick”.
Like, what the fuck is that?
What are you on about?
Can we talk about this, please? Can we figure this out? Without googling pictures of dog penises that will scar me for life?
No no no. No for the love of god no.
I mean…Okay for one I don’t know why you’re reading this if it freaks you out so bad, but your not out and out kink shaming so I’ll refrain from going on a rant
But Anna I’m sure if you dig around there’s fanart out there. Or furry porn. Knotting is really popular in the SPN fandom, too, so.
And if I can find a picture of Jared’s junk going through a meatgrinder I am sure there has to be one of knotting.
ETA: Oh, and also http://bad-dragon.com/agecheck Dildos of all shapes and all sizes (quite literally)